We’ve all been waiting a very long time for the announcement and Valve have been playing their cards very close to their chest for years. It’s now been years since the word Half Life has come out of the lips of anyone at Valve and after this excruciating long wait it has been confirmed that…
…we’re lying. (The Nintendo tag should’ve given it away… c’mon!)
Instead we’d like you to turn your attention to something that’s happening this weekend. JHB Gamers will be running an event in conjunction with Nintendo for all gamers in Johannesburg and the surrounding regions. At this event you’ll be able to get some hands-on time with the newly-released Nintendo 3DS XL as well as games that has just hit shelves. Others will be glad to hear that two Nintendo 3DS XL units will be given away on the day, but you have to attend to stand a chance.
If you would like to attend please follow Nintendo’s every move on the Nintendo 3DS XL Launch page where you can find all the details on the event page (11:00 this coming Saturday – if you’re wondering if you can make it) or go here to register for the event. G3AR will be there, as well as those douches from Lazygamer (just joking, they’re alright… kinda…) and you’ll meet one or two other celebs who’ll be attending the event.
Multiplayer Mario Kart 7 races will take place and should you wish to join you must just bring your 3DS along. Should you not own one we’re sure that there will be one or two handhelds floating about. You don’t need the game as it can be shared to all users from the one 3DS card.
The public never gets to attend console launches, so this here is your chance.
Last time that we cry wolf. Promise
*dodges tomatoes, stones, spanners, etc*





















Wow, I see a lot of hate incoming
IT’S A TRAP
OMG!!!!! We have been trolled o.O
*throws spanner*
I rate best comment comes from this article.
*throws flowers*
Sis in you!!!!!
Like finding a winning lotto ticket, only to see it expired the previous day!!!
I was so excited you trolls
Lol, Dawid sporting a troll face.
haha, definitely fell for that successful troll…
Not cool G3AR! But thanks for the lol.
I suspected as much because they said on the back of the back of the orange box “the first in a new trilogy of episodes”or something like that
Pfffff *Clicking Cancel & Again Clicking Back*
I clicked the link from the Facebook feed. Now I know not to do that in the future. x.x
*RAGEQUIT*
I almost started sharing the news with the whole world and then I realised…
Dammit.
Wow – didn’t see the tag, only that Half Life 3 was confirmed. My heart rate sped up ever so slightly and a smile formed, where a frowny face had been (I’m at work…that explains the frown) and for a few seconds, a brief moment of euphoria swept over me and I was happy. I mean…I was actually happy at this…ahem, *cough* …news.
Then, I read the article and as quickly as it had swept over me, that euphoria was washed out to sea. A sea of sadness. 0_o and lack of a new Half Life title. But, I can appreciate the troll…*throws Special Edition game at G3ar…without the dlc!* …*gasp!*
lol nice one
Wow, Actually got trolled. Was about to go into a fanboi rant of how “I’ll believe it when I see it” and maybe a “Its a Lie” Rant.
Well and I’m sure @NoodleZA had something to do with this
I am happy to report that this was all Dawid’s idea.
Heck even my heart rate was raised and I knew it was coming.
that was *incredibly* mean :<
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/17186279.jpg
Hahha!
aah… you got me. lol
I can honestly say I was fooled. Dawid I am going to now ruin your movie experience by throwing popcorn at you constantly on Saturday night.
*shake fist*
Seriously….. I would so buy a half life 3… so bleak right now, going to sulk for a little while, nice troll though haha
BooHissBoo still!
Blink. Blink. I want to cry right about now. True story. Tears.
Ain’t that a b*t*h….here I am thinking christmas has come early this year (way early)…….