It seems as if we were far too nice to Lazygamer last time around. The thinking was, why should we go all out when we had no idea what they could do. And then they did this. Seriously? That’s all you’ve got? Hopefully Lazygamer plays better than they talk or this is going to be a very short game.
A little bit on our opponents. We’ve seen the Lazygamer guys in action and when they’re not holding onto grenades too long they have a talent for finding the one place on a multiplayer map that could kill them without intervention from the opposing team. Not just one or two of them, it looks like a lemming suicide pact run amok. Most of them couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn if they were inside the barn (and had an aimbot helping out) and the only kills we’ve ever seen them get have been accidental. As in “I dropped the controller” accidental. We won’t even mention their personal habits since just writing about them calls for a biohazard team to clean up the resulting grime.
And another thing… wait, we actually shouldn’t be so mean to them. They’re really a bunch of Boy Scouts. At least we think they’re Boy Scouts, they certainly spend enough of their time camping.
In case you missed it, readers have a chance on both Lazygamer and G3AR to get themselves a copy of Max Payne 3 and a crack at the opposing team in a grudge match that G3AR is going to win regardless. You need an Xbox LIVE Gold Account and… only bother playing like you mean it if you are keen on dishing out some humiliation. We’re going to take the victory either way. Head here to enter.